The Moment I Realized I Was “That Guy”

Posted by Jerry Dennis on Oct 10th 2025

The Moment I Realized I Was “That Guy”

“Adulting Just Got Real—And So Did My Driving Skills!”

For every 18+ Texan who’s put it off


The Moment I Realized I Was “That Guy”

I’m 27, senior analyst, downtown San Antonio loft—yet every Friday I’m texting Uber: “ETA 12 min?”

My coworker laughed: “Dude, you make six figures but can’t drive to Whataburger?”

That stung. I’d dodged the wheel since high school. Public buses, rideshares, excuses. No more.


Why Rhodes? (Spoiler: They Get Adults)

Googled “Adult Drivers Education San Antonio” at 2 a.m. Rhodes popped up:

  • 4 locations open 7 days
  • Evening & weekend slots
  • Zero teen drama—adults-only classes

Called Ellison (210) 680-3980. Spoke to Lisa:

“We start adults in empty lots—no pressure, just progress.”

Signed up for the 6-hour Adult Course + 7 behind-the-wheel.


Week 1: From Zero to “I Got This”

Day 1 – Eckhert Lot, 6 p.m. Instructor Sarah (12 years, mom-vibes) handed me keys to a 2024 Camry with dual brakes.

First 10 minutes:

  • Seat adjust (I’m 6’4”)
  • Mirror magic (blind spots? Gone)
  • “Brake vs. gas” drill—laughing, not panicking

By hour 2: Residential streets, 25 mph. No stalls.


Week 2: Night Rides & 410 Merges

Ellison Location, 8 p.m. slots

  • Headlights, high beams, wipers—adult stuff teens skip
  • Loop 410 at dusk—Sarah’s “3-Beat Merge”:
    1. Mirror
    2. Signal
    3. Go—no creeping

Pro Tip: She taught me the “SIPDE” scan (Search, Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute). Now it’s muscle memory.


Week 3: The “Adult Confidence” Booster

Culebra Location, Saturday 10 a.m.

  • Downtown parallel parking (between real cars!)
  • Highway speeds on I-10—passed a semi like a boss
  • Emergency lane change drill—zero sweat

Test Day: License in 47 Minutes

Helotes Third-Party Test

  • Used Rhodes’ car (dual brakes = zen)
  • Examiner: “Smooth merge—points for style.”

Score: 96% (lost 4 for “over-smiling”) Walked out licensed, keys in hand.