“We teach the kid. You keep the sanity.”

Posted by Jerry Dennis on Oct 15th 2025

“We teach the kid. You keep the sanity.”

“The Parent Survival Guide to Teen Drivers (You’ll Thank Us)”

From “OMG they’re driving” to “Wow, they’re safe”


Day 1: The Permit Panic Attack

Kitchen, 4:12 p.m. Teen waves learner’s permit. You picture 1604 at rush hour. Heart rate: 180 bpm.

Deep breath. Rhodes sent the Parent Playbook—here’s the cheat sheet.


Week 1: The “No-Phone Contract” That Works

  • Rule #1: Phone in glovebox = $5 Starbucks bribe
  • Rule #2: You ride shotgun first 10 hours
  • Signed: Both parent + teen (witnessed by Rhodes instructor)

Result: Zero sneaky texts. One happy barista.


The 3 Emergency Moves Every Parent Must Demo

Culebra Lot, Saturday 9 a.m. (free coffee ☕)

  1. “Brake & Swerve”
    • Cone “deer” at 30 mph → steer around, then brake
    • Teen practices 5x; you time it
  2. “Mirror Blind Spot”
    • Shoulder check drill → sticker on mirror: “Head turns, lives saved”
  3. “Hazard Lights + Pull Over”
    • Simulate flat tire on Bandera Rd

Tech That Ends “Did You Study?” Fights

Rhodes Parent App (included with every course)

  • Live GPS during lessons
  • Progress bar: “Parallel Park: 8/10”
  • Push alert: “Alex aced right-of-way quiz!”

Real Parent Win

Mrs. Garcia (Culebra mom):

“I went from hiding keys to high-fiving my son on I-10. Rhodes gave us both confidence.”


Grab Your Free Toolkit

  1. Book teen spot: Helotes/Ellison/Eckhert/Culebra
  2. Sip coffee while we teach safety